Remember Air Guitar?

I like air microphone. Or better yet, I like grabbing items and pretending they are microphones. I was at the grocery. I heard Easy Lover by Phil Collins and Phillip Bailey playing. I grabbed a potato masher and proceeded to lip synch. My wife rolled her eyes. In the produce aisle, I grabbed a yam and did the same. She was quite embarrassed. But she was most embarrassed when I grabbed a watermelon.