Friday, April 15, 2005

AmIdol

Try listening to the singers on American Idol without watching and you will realize that in many cases the best singers are getting voted off. I mean really. How can Constantinople Moronolis still be in this? He's sung (or is it sang? or singed? or warbled?) everything from The Partridge Family to a mediocre performance of a Queen song and he is safe every week. Meanwhile Nadia, who is argueably one of the best, gets voted off. Come on America. What's with these judges? They tell one contestant they didn't really care for their choice of song. Then they praise another for singing "Let's Hear it for the Boy". What's next? El DeBarge songs? If I could be a judge, I'd bring my own gong. I'd bang it. Then I'd run around screaming at the top of my lungs like Steve Balmer. Check out my posting titled "Your Next American Idol" to hear your next American Idol. Don't look at the picture. Just listen!

3 Comments:

At 3:22 PM, Blogger doofdaddy said...

Who is El DeBarge? How old are you? Hey did you read about the new Pope at doofdaddy?

 
At 11:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yo dawg, how come you didn't vote to keep Anwar? His version of Kool and the Gang was just fine. Who is Paula going to vote for now since her favorite is history???

 
At 10:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Time for a new blog entry...don't you think??? Still can't believe you voted for Antonio Federovski (see website http://idol.wildinout.com/) and Scotty "the Body" Save Oil (see website (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0331051_american_idol_scott_1.html. Or are you part of the growing conspiracy to vote for Antonio and Scotty as the next American Idol in order to get revenge on Simon and watch him fail miserably to promote either one of these clowns???

 

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