Great Oahu Pineapple Incident

It was quite a few years ago. My wife and I stopped at the Dole plantation. I was hoping to see Bob but he wasn't there. We bought a plate of pineapple chunks and headed toward North Shore. I kept eating and eating showing no restraint. When we got there to watch the surfer dudes, I began to experience severe stomach cramping. My wife had to drive back quickly to Honolulu. I raced into the hotel bathroom as quickly as I could. Once there, I experienced lift off and hit my head on the ceiling. Good thing the ceiling was there to stop me since I didn't have any Tang for the trip.

Finally

So Anthony Federline is finally off AmIdol. About time. No more pitchy bum notes. I thought he was a dancer anyway.