Auto Toilets

I was in the restroom at work the other day. While not experiencing anything as traumatic as the Great Oahu Pineapple Incident, I did have a negative experience. It seems they have these electric eyes which communicate to the toilet that it should flush as soon as you stand up. I prefer the old days when you would get up and flush it yourself with your foot. Instead, as soon as you stand up, a swirling vortex of water and human waste begins splashing and spraying. It's not the greatest experience as this is felt across the back of your legs. I noticed a few days later that someone had wrapped toilet paper around the electric eye so it couldn't see him. Very ingenious! Back to foot flushing.