Mel and Malibu

I recently was down at Pepperdine in Malibu and drove up and down the PCH. That's the Pacific Coast Highway. I was in a Grand Prix though, not a Malibu. Just days later, I learned that Mel Gibson was arrested down there. I could have been killed! I guess he was aware that you shouldn't drink and drive. So he drank before he drove. It's surprising that he was driving at all. Usually he just runs down the road until Danny Glover picks him up. Malibu sure is nice. But what is Chevrolet thinking? Why has the Malibu been transformed into such a geeky sedan. It should now be called the Chevy Nerdsville. Same goes for the Impala.