Friday, April 15, 2005

AmIdol

Try listening to the singers on American Idol without watching and you will realize that in many cases the best singers are getting voted off. I mean really. How can Constantinople Moronolis still be in this? He's sung (or is it sang? or singed? or warbled?) everything from The Partridge Family to a mediocre performance of a Queen song and he is safe every week. Meanwhile Nadia, who is argueably one of the best, gets voted off. Come on America. What's with these judges? They tell one contestant they didn't really care for their choice of song. Then they praise another for singing "Let's Hear it for the Boy". What's next? El DeBarge songs? If I could be a judge, I'd bring my own gong. I'd bang it. Then I'd run around screaming at the top of my lungs like Steve Balmer. Check out my posting titled "Your Next American Idol" to hear your next American Idol. Don't look at the picture. Just listen!