Complaint

I've received complaints from the only faithful reader of my blog that I have resorted to audioblogging mindless sounds as opposed to writing something with original thought. So I shall pledge to now come up with something brilliant. Hmm. Ummm. La la la la. Thinking. Thinking. Oh, I know. I can tell you about my thoughts on The Fantastic Four. No. I'm going to put that in my Moovy Revyoo site. Umm. Well. Uhh. How 'bout this? Here is a recording of me trying to think of something original to write.

The Red Tailed Stork

(recorded immediately after being run down by a car)

Fireworks

My father used to tell me fireworks were a waste of money and unsafe. He told me if I wanted to experience free and safe fireworks that I should listen up. Then he would make the following sound:

The West Texas Finch

The Florida Swamp Pelican

The Polynesian Stellar Jay